Meet The
Crypto Baristas

NFT holders will have discounts for café drinks, beans, merchandise, subscriptions with our coffee partners, and control over the project’s future

Rarity Levels

Crypto Baristas have three rarity levels

World Barista Champ

World Barista Champ

These characters are the rarest. They are our most talented and award-winning Baristas. The attributes for these NFTs include the gradient backgrounds adorned with decorative elements.

Master Barista

Master Barista

These Baristas are a bit harder to get. They are masters of their craft, and have advanced from the barista-level. The attribute for these NFTS includes a gradient background.

Barista

Barista

Don’t let the title fool you — though junior in their craft, these Baristas, though in training, can make a mean cup of joe! The attribute for these NFTs includes flat colored background.

World Barista Champs

Edition of 1 (5 Total)

Anthora #006 (SOLD OUT)

  • Has one tattoo, “Pause, Breathe, Pour”
  • Went through an existential crisis because he was raised to believe that he is “happy to serve you”.
  • Spent the last 3 years in therapy after learning that he can’t be recycled

Buzz #015 (SOLD OUT)

  • Live streams morning coffee routine, forgets they are running on International Space Station Time
  • Favorite bumper sticker says, “Reach for the Stars”
  • Has been to the moon three times, not just the edge of space

Mr. Fantastic Mask #033 (SOLD OUT)

  • Scoffs at people who still pay with cash and credit
  • Listens to Behind the Wall of Sleep by Black Sabbath before bed
  • Intentionally asks for only Robusta coffee at cafes edge of space


Vonderlic #057 (SOLD OUT)

  • Created evil alias, Vonderlic
  • Decided human body of Wonderlic was too limiting so built and inhabited an indestructible robot experiment using parts from the local scrap yard
  • Creates fake social media accounts to stalk Tony’s latte art and growing barista skills
  • Started an evil secret society called, Hemileia vastatrix

Mech Pilot Tony V2 #060

  • Instagram fame from making a perfect latte in new robot experiment
  • Decided to commission Dr. Arabica to create a bigger and better robot experiment to beat Vonderlic’s robotic barista skills
  • Now a World Champion Barista, Tony decided to open his own café in Brooklyn to showcase his expert barista skills

Master Barista

Edition of 5 (20 Total)

Mummy #003 (SOLD OUT)

  • Prefers to hand press espressos
  • Advocate of being paid royalties on all Papyrus products
  • Insists on calling every cup of coffee, a cup of joe
  • Likes to wear favorite shirt that says, “Dead inside but caffeinated.”

Milk Carton #004 (SOLD OUT)

  • Was fired from last barista job for telling customers, “There’s no such thing as alternative milk.”
  • Doesn’t understand why not being able to open milk cartons is a “thing”
  • Changed most passwords to, “milk god1983″

Pothead #005 (SOLD OUT)

  • Created Pinterest account to publish inspirational quotes like “It doesn’t matter what you pour the coffee out of, it is about how delicious it tastes.”
  • Doesn’t like to be called Mr. Coffee
  • Believes shoulder pain is from tamping

Jeff #008 (SOLD OUT)

  • Started own coffee vending machine company
  • Hates paper straws, especially in iced coffee
  • Insists on calling every cup of coffee, a cup of joe
  • Won “International Paintball Player of the Year” for two years in ’94 and ’95

Bone Thug #009 (SOLD OUT)

  • Looks forward to el Día de los Muertos every year
  • Wants to join the Caffeine Club but only drinks decaf
  • Insists on calling every cup of coffee, a cup of joe
  • Started a #PowderedMilk hashtag on Twitter to promote sustainable milk options

OG Mug #010 (SOLD OUT)

  • Includes Twitter handle @thereal_cupojoe in all social media profiles 
  • Uses dishwasher as a drying rack for hand-washed dishes
  • Looks back at high school yearbook to make fun of Anthora’s senior picture
 

Atlas #014 (SOLD OUT)

  • Banned from playing Jeopardy for being too worldly
  • Tried every coffee variety, thinks Ethiopian washed is the best
  • Known on Reddit as master of textured, alternative milk
 
 

Z3 #017 (SOLD OUT)

  • Banned from playing Jeopardy for being too worldly
  • Uses built-in webcam to record café opening routine to post on social media
  • Carries an “Air In A Can” at all times because of coffee ground build-up in keyboard keys

Dr. Arabica #020 (SOLD OUT)

  • Head Scientist of Genetics, Molecular Biology, and Sensory Science at Coffee Bros. 
  • Hobby includes identifying new coffea arabica varietals 
  • Carries kit to test pH in water in any situation
 

Mr. Robusta #021 (SOLD OUT)

  • Brewed Dr. Arabica’s recently engineered varietal and has never felt quite the same 
  • Diagnosed with split personality disorder, still insists that he is Dr. Arabica
  • Attributes greenish tone to occasionally mixing pesticide in espresso for an extra kick 

Chemmy #022 (SOLD OUT)

  • Reminds everyone that a Chemex is far superior since they can brew and serve
  • Enjoys telling people that the Museum of Modern Art has permanently displayed a Chemex as art
  • Was friends with Dr. Arabica until he told Chemmy that the Chemex was designed after an Erlenmeyer flask 

Wonderlic #027 (SOLD OUT)

  • Escaped Dr. Arabica’s lab three years ago to open a café next to the New York City Lunatic Asylum
  • Meditates during three-hour morning coffee and formaldehyde IV drip
  • Indulges chess players with matches in Union Square before beating them in three moves
 

Zoya #028 (SOLD OUT)

  • Enjoys naturally processed coffees from Guji with a side of popcorn
  • Opened a low-fee, green coffee washing station in village
  • Makes Injera for all non-Ethiopian friends to blow their minds
 

Fantasma #029 (SOLD OUT)

  • Fired from Whipstaff Manor during Casper shoot for stealing coffee for the staff
  • Works at local taxidermy themed bar and serves Flaming Spanish Coffee with an extra shot of rum
  • Lives against the grain by saying “brew” instead of “boo”

Diamond Hands #032 (SOLD OUT)

  • Smugly pours perfect temperature, 90+ point coffee every morning
  • Goes to sleep at 8 PM to ensure a perfect eight hours of sleep
  • Categorizes underwear by color and day of week
 
 

Audrey III #038 (SOLD OUT)

  • Enjoys an afternoon latte with a side of crickets and a butter cookie
  • Likes to tell people in casual conversation about the Venus Fly Trap Flower
  • Gets yelled at for spending all day photosynthesizing
 
 
 
 
 

R.O.B V2 #045 (SOLD OUT)

  • Upgraded to advanced control system and state-of-the-art hardware to give R.O.B. V2 the power and balance to demonstrate better than human-level agility
  • Only enjoys single-sourced, 90+ point coffees brewed with a 1:16 ratio and a splash of WD-40 and diesel fuel
  • Easily does Nollie Flip then Benihana while avoiding oncoming traffic on Broadway Ave., and spilling a coffee cocktail

Mr. Kraken #056

  • Fine and rare bookseller of Norse mythology
  • Would describe the perfect coffee as a Nordic style Kenyan coffee
  • Most prized possession is a First Edition of Moby-Dick or, The Whale






Celestin #058

  • Science fantasy novelist of archangels and astrology
  • Known as DJ Cosmo at underground NYC club playing 2000s techno
  • Looks forward to coffee dates with best friend, Buzz when they’re both on the same planet
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Slime Blender #59

  • After a failed experiment, Vonderlic dumped the remaining ingredients down the kitchen sink out of frustration, which included formaldehyde, algal blooms, bodily fluids, Camellia sinensis, and old coffee grinds. Little did Vonderlic know, he created the ultimate villain, Slime Blender.
  • Has the ability to blend anything at its whim by throwing up green slime on them
  • Breaks into coffee roasteries to eat green beans from burlap sacks
  • Likes to fart in jars and leave them in people’s lunch boxes

Barista

Edition of 10 (35 Total)

Tony #001 (Sold Out)

  • After watching one World Barista Championship video on Youtube, Tony believes that he has what it takes to win it all.
  • Forgets to clean the steam wand, blames coworker
  • Answers coffee questions on Quora even though he has less than a year of experience as a barista

Saba #002 (Sold Out)

  • Won her third Instagram competition after submitting her first hot chocolate art turtle
  • Makes her own simple syrups from her farm upstate
  • Will sometimes buy ground coffee at the supermarket but doesn’t want to talk about it
 

Al #007 (SOLD OUT)

  • Stripped of World Barista Champion title
  • Was caught stealing from coworker’s shift tip jar, promised to pay it back, quit, and changed number the next day
  • Panics when windshield fogs up during rainstorms
 

Goldie #011 (SOLD OUT)

  • Created a Kickstarter project for a hydroponic coffee tree kit. Currently has three backers but hopes for 200,000 by tomorrow
  • New York Times Best Selling children’s author of “Don’t Tap on the Tank”
  • Carries a frothing thermometer because “you never know.”

Lil Latte #012 (SOLD OUT)

  • Quit desk job to become a full-time vlogger, visiting and rating cafes
  • Created a recording studio in Mom’s basement to write and record groundbreaking music
  • Writing a rap about the Kopi Luwak coffee, aka the infamous cat poop coffee
 

Ororo #013 (SOLD OUT)

  • Data scientist by day, lead singer for the punk band Death before Decaf by night
  • Plans on competing in World Barista Championship
  • Believes that Artificial Intelligence will replace most jobs in the future
 
 

Jaime Tart #016 (SOLD OUT)

  • Only available for seasonal work from August – September 
  • Doesn’t find the irony in favorite music artist being Fiona Apple
  • Passionately explains the difference between taste notes and “flavored” coffee

Agave #018 (SOLD OUT)

  • Can survive weeks without water but not a day without coffee
  • Plays “Pretty Fly for a Cacti” on repeat while cooking dinner
  • Doesn’t make eye contact when customers ask for plant-based milk

Jiangshi #019 (SOLD OUT)

  • Diagnosed with Rigor Mortis, can only hop from place to place
  • Laughs at Hollywood made vampire and zombie movies
  • Can only drink coffee in a to-go cup with a secure lid
 

Fireman Bill #023 (SOLD OUT)

  • Newly appointed barista for the firehouse after secret TikTok is revealed of viral latte art videos
  • Favorite saying, “There’s nothing a good cup of coffee can’t fix”
  • Enjoys doing in-classroom fire safety lessons 

Frothy the Snowman #024 (SOLD OUT)

  • Head Barista at the Great Lawn pop up shop in Central Park
  • Sweats profusely while handling hot liquids
  • Usually gets mistaken for older brother, Frosty multiple times a day
 

Grimes #025 (SOLD OUT)

  • Attributes supple skin to a diet of cucumber water and coffee 
  • Enjoys multiple cups of hot coffee back-to-back
  • Stocks up on coffee creamers to mix with nightcap
 

Bobby Coo #026 (SOLD OUT)

  • Chief Communications Officer of New York City Pigeon Rescue Center
  • Lead saxophonist for underground jazz band, Pigéon pied-à-terre!
  • Makes affogato in the morning to start the day off right
 
 
 

Honeywell #030 (SOLD OUT)

  • Runs a cooperative that shares beehive education and collects honey from rooftops and balconies in NYC
  • Created proprietary Honey Latte recipe: two shots of espresso stirred over local honey and steamed milk
  • Partnering with Saba to create a line of simple syrups using only honey from New York State

Kase #031 (SOLD OUT)

  • Uses the Dewey Decimal system to categorize latte recipes
  • Studied ‘Advanced Espresso’s’ with Saba at the elite Academy of Coffee Bros.
  • Uses the World Atlas to plan family vacations
 
 

Shokupan #034 (SOLD OUT)

  • Has recurring nightmare of falling into a puddle
  • Tells everyone that the best-kept secret is instant coffee
  • Favorite song is The Ballad of Mr. Steak by Kishi Bashi
 
 

Affogato #035 (SOLD OUT)

  • Trademarked name for the first-ever flat white with sprinkles recipe
  • After complaining of excessive sweating, was told by the dermatologist to stay out of the sun
  • Has won the National Ice Cream Competition every year since 2002
 

Pepé #036 (SOLD OUT)

  • Opened the Best 99¢ pizza shop in NYC but charges $1.79
  • Received a Diamond Creator Award for ASMR YouTube account of only eating pizza
  • Insists that adding sambuca to the first coffee of the day is widely practiced

Frogetmenot #037 (SOLD OUT)

  • Writes part-time for a column dedicated to NYC traffic called, “Frogger in Real Life”
  • Created anti-sweat gloves for those suffering from palmar hyperhidrosis
  • Favorite song, Jump by Kris Kross
 
 

Kappa #039 (SOLD OUT)

  • Starred in The Great Yōkai War in 2005
  • Fills sara (the bowl-like dent on head) with light roast coffee for an extra buzz
  • Volunteers at the local library to read stories about yōkai to kids
 

Bela Lugosi the Fifth #040 (SOLD OUT)

  • Inherited real estate located in the Carpathian Mountains
  • Hand grinds coffee every night before evening stroll in Central Park
  • Subscribes to all Industrial Dance videos on YouTube
 
 

Prometheus #041 (SOLD OUT)

  • Owns swanky café in Munich, named Frankenstein mit Zucker
  • Favorite horror drama TV series is Penny Dreadful
  • Vacations with best friend, Ygor in the Bavarian Alps every year
 
 
 
 
 

Gillman #042 (SOLD OUT)

  • Likes a long black after work while soaking in the hot tub
  • Has stick-and-poke tattoo saying piscine amphibious humanoid
  • Favorite song is “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood” by Nina Simone
 
 
 
 
 

Ollie #043 (SOLD OUT)

  • Scientist dad wants Ollie to follow in his footsteps, but Ollie’s dream is the compete in the X-Games
  • Middle name is Oliver, but their nickname is “Ollie” because he has two left feet and can’t skate
  • Mild concussion after dropping into “baby ramp” while holding Dunkin Donuts iced coffee
 
 

R.O.B. V1 #044 (SOLD OUT)

  • Woke up in the laboratory of world-renowned Dr. Arabica with a severe migraine
  • Liked iced coffee in the past life but now prefers the greater clarity of an Americano
  • Showed up uninvited to Vans Skate Space 198 event in Brooklyn to show off 360 Hardflip

Duke Falrevere #046 (SOLD OUT)

  • Pirate Lord of the Bloodsail Buccaneers in Azeroth
  • Enjoys taking an exaggerated first sip of coffee then saying, “The favorite drink of the civilized world!”
  • Favorite movie is the classic 1950 Treasure Island  
 

Freyja #047 (SOLD OUT)

  • Lead Horticulturalist at Friðheimar, Reykholt in Iceland
  • Favorite drink is a “kalda vatn”
  • Local judge at the Icelandic Barista Association competitions
 
 
 
 

Carnegiea #048 (SOLD OUT)

  • Believes it was a human in a past life as told by the Tohono O’odham people in Arizona
  • Favorite drink is powdered saguaro fruit, chai milk, and a shot of espresso
  • Teaches educational workshops at the Tucson Botanical Gardens and the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum
 

Purdy Meow #049

  • After planning a diabolical takeover for days, realized owner Ollie is mysteriously missing
  • Decided cat body is too limiting so snuck into local scientist’s lab, Dr. Arabica, to hijack robot experiment
  • Watches favorite cartoon, Pinky and the Brain while sipping a catnip infused latte
 

Ms. ZIP #050

  • Granddaughter of Mr. ZIP, a figure adopted by the USPS as the trademark for the Zoning Improvement Plan or ZIP Code, which began on July 1, 1963
  • Received pair of Heelys for Christmas and was able to deliver 1,255 pieces of mail in a single day
  • Carries hand grinder and solar-powered portable coffee maker for coffee breaks

Lady Liberty #051

  • Always shows up to work regardless of getting struck by 600 bolts of lightning a year
  • Orders Uber Eats for French pastries and cheeses like tarte framboise and Vieux Boulogne
  • Favorite warm cocktail is cognac, amaretto, dark roast coffee, topped off with whipped cream and shaved toasted almonds 

Boba Bāo #052

  • Adds in two shots of espresso for morning buzz to kick start the day
  • Works for Kung Fu Tea and delivers boba all around the East Village on a Segway One
  • Occasionally needs to perform Heimlich maneuver on a drinker choking on tapioca ball
 
 

Sherlock Foams #053

  • A Belgian World Latte Art Champion, renowned for plant-based milk foam
  • Misses renting VHSes of Sherlock Holmes and Pink Panther series from Blockbuster
  • Attempts to solve cold cases on YouTube channel called, “Coffee and Crime”
 
 

Wadsworth #054

  • Listens to Finnish death metal, while watching his cold brew percolate through the Yama Drip Tower
  • Collects fresh roadkill for taxidermy projects to sell on Etsy
  • Favorite character is Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 

Bjørnar #055

  • Cup of Excellence judge at Global Coffee Center in Norway
  • Generational fisherman of the Nordic seas
  • Wrote sea shanty dedicated to hunting the Kraken